Week 8 is late in NFLand:

Baltimore 35 – New Orleans 22

This game certifies the Ravens as total lunatics.  Intentionally trying to hurt Reggie Bush, assistant coaches holding up taunting signs to the crowd, a player allegedly trying to make contact with Saints head coach Sean Payton.  This game had it all.

Kansas City 35 – Seattle 28

Seneca Wallace versus Damon Huard.  Not exactly Ali-Frazier, in fact, not even Mike Tyson versus that big zombie he fought in Youngstown OH last week.  Kansas City wins as Larry Johnson finally decides to start showing up on Sundays.

Green Bay 31 – Arizona 14

The Cards have sunk so far down, they're getting blown out by the worst Packers team ever fielded that wasn't QB'd by Lynn Dickey.  Hopefully Denny Green gets fired during the bye week.  This might be the worst thing that could've happened to GB, as they're forced into another week of delusions that Brett Favre should still be their QB.

Atlanta 29 – Cincinatti 27

Michael Vick and Alge "Don't call me Carlester" Crumpler continue to cause widespread panic and destruction.  The Bengals continue to look like they're sleep walking through the season, despite Ocho Cinco and that awesome flamenco end zone dance.

Chicago 41 – San Francisco 10

The Niners outscored the Bears 10-0 in the second half…reason to be alarmed?  Maybe, if you ignore the record setting 41-0 halftime lead they spotted Sexy Rex Grossman and Da Bears.  It's probably a little early to do the Super Bowl Shuffle though.

Tennessee 28 – Houston 22

David Carr got benched, Wali Lundy rushed for 116 yards, Vince Young ran all over the place, and some guy named Owen Daniels caught 9 passes, 2 for TDs from Sage Rosefels.  This is obviously an elaborate league-wide joke.

Jacksonville 13 – Philadelphia 6

The Eagles are completely incapable of running the ball at all.  They don't even try anymore.  Jacksonville lost starting QB Byron Leftwich but apparently found someone to compliment the aging Fragile Fred Taylor in the hyphenated wonder that is Maurice Jones-Drew.

NY Giants 17 – Tampa Bay 3

The chaotic Giants just whooped on a hapless Bucs team in the Barber Bowl.  For those keeping score at home, Tiki had 26 rushes for 68 yards and Ronde had 7 solo tackles but still made the news as Plaxico Burress abused him on a 7 yard jump ball fade for a TD in the first quarter.  

San Diego 38 – St Louis 24

LT ran roughshod and Shawne Merriman had 3 sacks despite no longer being on the juice.  Also, Worst.  Sack.  Celebration.  Ever.

Oakland 20 – Pittsburgh 13

The Steelers probably still should have won this game despite so many turnovers that I actually lost count after a while.  These teams now have the same record.  Sublime.

Indianapolis 34 – Denver 31

Leave it to that country bumpkin Peyton Manning to show us that Denver may have a guy to cover Marvin Harrison, but they don't have one to cover Reggie Wayne who flambe'd them for 10 catches 138 yards and 3 TDs

Cleveland 20 – NY Jets 13

The Browns fired their O-Coordinator prior to this week and respond with 267 yards of offense and 20 points.  Yick.  Actually, for the Browns I guess that's an improvement.  The Jets succeed in keeping their fans grounded, as there was a little too much optimism going into the week.

Dallas 35 – Carolina 14

Bill Parcells kissed every man in sight after this game and deservedly so.  The Panthers got run off the field despite playing against a QB making his first start and a team in seeming disarray.  

New England 31 – Minnesota 7

America's Sweetheart, Tom Brady donkey punches the Vikings into oblivion on Monday night.  The Pats sure look like they're handling that downslide pretty well.  If the Vikings aren't having wild sex parties or trying to smuggle Wizzinators onto planes, I find them to be pretty uninteresting.  

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