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Bob Smizik, the oldest and most clown-like sports writer in Pittsburgh, pulled the plug and retired.  Can’t say I’m broken up about it or anything.  Smizik wasn’t exactly bringing a lot to the Pittsburgh sports scene, other than being a crabby old man and somewhat of an elder statesman for circus-folk.    -Pittsburgh PG

Japan continues to lead the world in weirdness, as evidenced by this Super Mario Bros themed room.  Also, I can’t remember Mario ever having the Savate Kick in his repertoire.  -Kotaku

Sad day for Pittsburgh basketball, as the Xplosion have folded.  Armen Gilliam and Carl Krauser were unavailable for comment.  -Pittsburgh Trib

Rinku and Dinesh want to help the Bucs win a World Series.  Good luck with that.  -Walk Off Walk

The infamous Van Halen tour rider has surfaced.  No brown M&M’s, ever.  No mention of crisp bacon.  -The Smoking Gun

Plax Burress is not popular with strippers.  No comment from the deaf girl at Club Ero.  -Sports By Brooks

I stick by my statement that Sonni Abatta is “hawt like teh fire”.  -KDKA Vids

A Ravens player spit in Mitch Berger’s mouth Sunday.  Amazing.  -ESPN

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Tags: bob smizik, carl krauser, CBA, MLB, Music, NFL, Pirates, plaxico burress, sonni abatta, super mario, van halen, Xplosion

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