Another week of ridiculous fantasy football goodness:

1. Ken Rice-A-Roni – Jim Lokay (3-0) – The team formerly known as Su Madre Es Una Puta, roughly translated as "I control all things traffic, so unless you want to sit in gridlock for 6 hours, you better watch KDKA beotch", is on top this week.  Better be nice or Lokay may drop one of those asphalt shredders on you.
2. Butler Bernies – Uncle Crappy (3-0) – Despite being 10th in scoring, UC's squad is the only other remaining undefeated team.  I don't know how he keeps doing it, but he does.
3. Pirate Revolution – Cory Humes (2-1) – The league scoring leader claimed this week "i'm 100% sure this damn league is fixed!" and then proceeded to beat me with some Phillip Rivers BS on Monday night.
4. Pork Chop Express – Woy (2-1) – With the loss this week, Woy is now forced to buy Lokay a "stiff drink", most likely a Zima or Appletini. 
5. The MeanGene Machine – Gene Bromberg (2-1) – Not even the Philly defense could save Gene this week.
6. STBD Gets Sporty – Justin Kownacki (2-1) – The defending champ unleashed Drew Brees and Michael Turner on the unsuspecting Norm this week.
7. Willa B. Cheatin – BurghBaby (2-1) – The previously undefeated BB gets whooped by PittGirl.  I smell a conspiracy hatched by two hot chicks.
8. Red Dog – Josh Sager (2-1) – Josh moves to 2-1 on the back of Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch and is more enthusiastic about getting a route canal than most people are about matching all five numbers in Quinto.
9. DVD's Six Demon Bag – Dawn Papuga (2-1) – Dawn wins a slapfest this week against Cindy with the two of them combining for about 105 points (five teams scored more than that themselves this week).  No word on if she injured herself in the game.
10. Farve's Phallus – Doc Remedy (1-2) – When Brandon Marshall isn't in jail, this team isn't that bad.
11. KeyStoners – Norm Huelsman (1-2) -
12. MyBrilliantMistakes – Cindy Closkey (1-2) – Cindy's all-convict team 0-2 after an opening day win.  Wonder if Rae Carruth is still available?
13. PittGirls's Minions – PG (1-2) – Things are so bad for PittGirl, she's starting JT O'Sullivan this week.
14. Dudley Death Drop – TheJim (0-3) – I'm ranked third in scoring and am still winless.  This league sucks!
15. WHYGAVS – Pat Lackey (0-3) – As LT goes, so goes WHYGAVS.  
16. Should I Drink That – Spoon (0-3) – Time to push the panic button and order another Troegenator.

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